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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 10:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is the best eye cream for your dark circles?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Still no good

What are the reasons behind Europeans preferring to visit third world countries over taking holidays in their own continent?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?

Everyone loved it.

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Are there any political parties or groups that have a mix of conservative and liberal beliefs? Why are they not as prominent in the media?

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

The NASA science missions that would be axed in Trump’s 2026 budget - The Washington Post

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How can I get thousands of likes on TikTok?

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Stock Market News, June 3, 2025: Nasdaq Moves Higher; OECD Cuts U.S. Growth Outlook - WSJ

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Which Red Sox prospect will be next to draw Roman Anthony-level excitement? - MassLive

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do I get access to a dog for bestiality? I am currently unable to adopt a dog, but I want to know if there are still ways to have sex with one without getting caught.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

AI could solve puzzles posed by twin stars in 'mere minutes or seconds on a single laptop' - Space

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Your ketchup will see you now: Solid-phase properties reveal when yield stress fluids start to flow - Phys.org