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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 10:03

Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the best eye cream for your dark circles?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?
Everyone loved it.
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
The NASA science missions that would be axed in Trump’s 2026 budget - The Washington Post
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How can I get thousands of likes on TikTok?
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Stock Market News, June 3, 2025: Nasdaq Moves Higher; OECD Cuts U.S. Growth Outlook - WSJ
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Which Red Sox prospect will be next to draw Roman Anthony-level excitement? - MassLive
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
AI could solve puzzles posed by twin stars in 'mere minutes or seconds on a single laptop' - Space
Loons and Moons
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Just Forget it!